frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: blacksupervillain, via agentelliebishop)

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

(via boothbrennanbones)

  • me: reads fanfic.
  • otp: "i love you."
  • me: mutant noise
  • me: strokes screen
  • me: flails
  • me: drops laptop
  • me: rolls off of bed
  • me: rolls into space

alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

(via agentbrooklyn99)

multicolors:

We live in a world where it’s more acceptable to dislike yourself and openly say “I am ugly” rather than actually appreciate yourself and openly say “I am attractive” because how dare you feel good in your skin and say it out loud, what an awful human being you are, you can’t walk around thinking you’re good, you piece of shit.

(via mossadartninja)

quotelation:

Okay, I know that one thing this fandom does have are good morning, wake-up-slow drabbles, but I still think that these photos ought to inspire a series of more of them.

quotelation:

Okay, I know that one thing this fandom does have are good morning, wake-up-slow drabbles, but I still think that these photos ought to inspire a series of more of them.

(via classydepablo)

teacupnosaucer:

love seeing women not turning on each other when it’s a man cheating

yes v good 10 for you gorgeous women

(Source: twirpy, via adoerable)

Tags: this is gold

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

dumbkili:

family dinners more like

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(via ryan-hayhayhaywood)