slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via agentbrooklyn99)

pondi-pond:

ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

pondi-pond:

ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

(via the-boring-story-called-my-life)

all-things-tiva:

BUT HE JEOPARDIZED HIS ENTIRE CAREER FOR HER

AND HE WAS WILLING TO CHANGE FOR HER

AND - AND HE FOUGHT FOR HER

IT WAS ALWAYS FOR HER

aksannyi:

i love how this fandom collectively has angry meltdowns regularly

(via shouldvebaggedgroceries)

klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

(Source: adrianandrews, via castiels-feathery-butt)

So I have a little dilemma

My sister nominated me for the ice bucket challenge even though she knows perfectly well I see no point in dumping a bucket of cold water on my head. Naturally that would mean I would donate $100. Except I only have $20. Obviously that’s a pretty measly donation so I started to come up with other ways to get money. Since my birthday is next month, I told my parents we could take the money that would have been spent on a present and donate that. They refuse. I offered to do my chores and my sister’s chores for the rest of the year to get the money to donate. Again, refused.
I do not see the point in dumping cold water on my head. In the long run, it’s not doing anything; in a month, everyone will forget about the ice bucket challenge. I have no one to nominate because all my friends have either done it already or have no way of knowing if I nominate them.

Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

(Source: secondquarterquell, via sognosempreamore)

sealfie:

justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

(via feigninghapiness)